You Can't Choose Your Siblings
A pregnant woman from San Francisco got in a car accident and fell
into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she
sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor
about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Congratulations, you had twins! A boy and a
girl. When your brother heard about the accident, he came to San
Francisco, since he was the closest relative we had him name them."
The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"