|dark in here!
||Fri, 24 Aug 2001 10:16:09 +0800|
A woman takes a lover during the day, while her
husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home
unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts
the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her
lover in the closet, with the little boy. The little
boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says,"I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
friends like that...that is way more than those two
thingscost. I'm going to take you to church and make
They go to the church and the father makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."