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A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window.

The driver of the car opens the window: 'Yes?'
Biker: 'Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?'
Driver: 'No I haven't'

The Biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window.

The driver of the car opens the window: 'Yes?'
Biker: 'Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?'
Driver: 'No I haven't'

Then suddenly there is a curve, the Biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch.

A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky Biker.

Covered in blood and surely dying, the Biker asks:

'Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?'
'Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years'.

The Biker asks: 'Where are the brakes?'