Mga Patawa sa Bundok
A man walked into a bar with his pet monkey. He sat down and had the monkey sit on his lap, and he ordered a drink. As soon as the bartender gave the man his drink, the monkey started going berserk and jumped from here to there, knocking glasses, pitchers, and people over, and then ended up on the pool table. He picked up the cue ball and swallowed it whole. The bartender said to the man, "Did you see that? Did you see that?" The man said, putting down his drink, "No... what?"
The bartender said,"YOUR MONKEY JUST ATE MY CUE BALL WHOLE!" The man said in a calm voice, "No problem, I'll pay for it, drink and all." So the bartender gave him the bill, the man paid it, and left.
Two weeks later, the same guy walked in with his pet monkey. He sat down, ordered a drink, and the monkey went crazy again, jumping from here to there, and ended up on the bar. He found a cherry, stuck it up his butt, pulled it back out, and ate it.
The bartender said," Did you just see what you monkey did?" The man put down his drink and said," No, what?" The bartender told him, and added, "EWWWW!"
The man said, "I'm sooo sorry! I forgot to tell you, ever since he ate the damn cue ball, he measures everything first."[ Back ]
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